“My parents suck ass. Banning me from the phone and restricting my computer privileges are the most tyrannical parental gestures I can think of. Don’t they realize that Hope’s the only one who keeps me sane? . . . I don’t see how things could get any worse.”
When her best friend, Hope Weaver, moves away from Pineville, New Jersey, hyperobservant sixteen-year-old Jessica Darling is devastated. A fish out of water at school and a stranger at home, Jessica feels more lost than ever now that the only person with whom she could really communicate has gone. How is she supposed to deal with the boy- and shopping-crazy girls at school, her dad’s obsession with her track meets, her mother salivating over big sister Bethany’s lavish wedding, and her nonexistent love life?
A fresh, funny, utterly compelling fiction debut by first-time novelist Megan McCafferty, Sloppy Firsts is an insightful, true-to-life look at Jessica’s predicament as she embarks on another year of teenage torment--from the dark days of Hope’s departure through her months as a type-A personality turned insomniac to her completely mixed-up feelings about Marcus Flutie, the intelligent and mysterious “Dreg” who works his way into her heart. Like a John Hughes for the twenty-first century, Megan McCafferty taps into the inherent humor and drama of the teen experience. This poignant, hilarious novel is sure to appeal to readers who are still going through it, as well as those who are grateful that they don’t have to go back and grow up all over again.
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Title: Sloppy First
Author: Megan McCafferty
Publisher: Crown Publishing Group
Page Count:298
Series: First in the Jessica Darling Series
Discloser: Bought
Goodreads: Link
So Sloppy First turns TEN this year! It’s almost as shocking as the twins turning 2 this month. Ah everyone is growing up! So this is one of my favorite series I don’t know why I haven’t reviews this, I’ve done a quick review on a guest post on A Simple Love Of Reading, but I haven’t actually reviewed the whole thing.
So There’s a story, It was the fall of grade nine (2006), and my best friend was reading this book, and she was laughing, very hard and I am wondering what the hell is wrong with her. I didn’t really read much, that changed the next summer. I didn’t read Sloppy First until the summer before grade 10 (that summer I also read Twilight, Blue Bloods and I really got into the ya section)
(This book though adult book/series is more likely to be found in the YA Section of your library.)
When I started this book I was going through a rough patch, my best friend for the last five years was moving out of the city, how were we going to survive, what was I going to do for fun? Cause honestly this thing called small town blues, is really something. There is nothing to do, I haven’t really made friends at high school, I had people that I hung out with but that was only in school, T was out of school, she was late night phone calls she was who I laughed the most with. What was I going to do.
I remember a book that she was reading the fall before, it had a green cover and a girls legs. Umm. It sounded good, and it was funny. But I had No idea what it was about. When I picked it up, how shocked was I when I found out that it was about a girl, like me who’s best friend (her other half) had moved away. And she was starting a diary about life without her.
Now this was a painful book, it was beautifully written, it’s so easy to read. It was honest and funny. Just the idea that her best friend was leaving and she was just turned an insomniac (which gladly I didn’t get but my other half did) and just seeing how she dealt with that. And oh boy do I love how she dealt with that. She ran at first, she is one of the track team stars, but running on the team was for her father, not her, running at night, was for her, and it tired her out. So she could get a couple of hours of sleep.
The book starts to turn when she is “pushed” in to peeing in a cup so a guy can pass a drug test. And then this guy keeps flirting with her. And One thing leads to the next. I love this book so much I don't want to ruin anything for you but its great.
And on top of it all she is dealing with her sisters upcoming wedding and her period is missing in action.
Quick Characters:
Jess - Funny, lovable, heart broken by Hope leaving
Hope - We don’t see her. We hear about her. Her parents are leaving town because her brother OD and they just want to be rid of all the bad memories of him.
Scotty- is in love with Jess. And She doesn’t like him. One bit.
Marcus - Uh! There’s not enough words in the english language.
The Clueless Crew - Three Girls that go to Jessica’s school. Who she hangs out with, but for the most part she doesn’t like them.